Predictability, thy second name is Bhatt. The first name
doesn’t matter. Be it Vikram or Mahesh. The product is the same. With a third
dimension that only magnifies the horror of everything that is fake.
Yes, the creaking doors, the crazy weeping and moaning sound
effects are there. So are the creepy crawlies. Coming out of sinks, going into
ears, morphing into human flesh and body. When everything else fails to shock
or horrify, flying cockroaches are let loose to make havoc while 3D winces.
Then comes the Bhatt mastercard of sensation: a star stripped naked out of
fear.
Shania Shekhar (Bipasha) loses a much coveted best actor
award to a half sister and star in the making-Sanjana (Esha Gupta). Unable to
take any sort of defeat, she resorts to black magic to wipe away the newcomer with
the help of her lover, Aditya (Emraan).
Least imaginative
methods follow. She kisses, whispers and strips to talk Emraan into being her
partner in crime. Scenes later, Emraan kisses Esha to stop her from screaming
in fear. That takes care of the erotica required in the genre of horror.
Emraan soon switches sides .That takes care of the story .
Esha, the victim of black magic methods which involve her
maid hanging from a fan, stuck with several broken glasses and ghastly hands
springing out of TV screens, runs amuck rest of the time; screaming,crying,and
stripping. That takes care of the horror.
Wear 3D glasses to watch this skimpy clothed horror and you
don’t know if the story or the audience is 3 times dumb.
Written by Shagufta Rafique, the story gets overshadowed by
unnecessary 3D effects. Steamy scenes between Bipasha and Emraan do nothing to
save the film. Bipasha is reduced to laughing and crying hysterically, falling
off to a white rugged floor, allowing the camera to linger on legs and
cleavage. The rest of the performance is done by contact lenses. Emraan is back
to kissing days, which is a pity after more impressive roles and performances
in The Dirty Picture and Shanghai. Esha has the meatier part but barely does
justice. Mohan Kapur as a doctor, tries his best to display sincerity while
delivering ridiculous lines like,” schizophrenia aur bhoot prêt mein zyaada
phark nahin hai”. Manish Choudhary as
evil aatma fails to appear anything sinister.
Raaz 3 at best is
3D in the genre of dumb.
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