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Friday, 5 October 2012

ENGLISH VINGLISH: Sridevi Master Class


                                         
 The saree clad, wide eyed, lovely lady, stands in front of a New York coffee shop counter, clutching her handbag, excited like a little girl, looking around in awe, waiting to order a cup of coffee. A hefty, impatient woman, barks,  ”Americano, Cappuccino, Latte..?”  The alien words sound more threatening than a machine gun. The excitement wanes, the lovely lady is stunned into stuttering ”Nes..cafe..”.The bully glowers  and rattles off a  menu choice that sounds worse than Greek to the Indian woman who hopelessly struggles to understand both the language and the menu. A simple coffee order turns into an ordeal, ends up in a tray dropped in panic and a heartrending breakdown on a bench.
She is Shashi. A simple Maharashtrian housewife and mother who loves making laddoos as a small enterprise and  hobby. Her more than  happy family loves eating her lovingly cooked meals. But when she mispronounces Jazz ..”jhaaas dance..”..,they make fun of her. When she can’t converse in English at her daughter’s PTA meeting, her daughter gets upset( somewhat farfetched). Unintentionally hurtful, they are unaware of her predicament in an environment predominated by an unspoken snobbery of the English language. Soon, nerves and dignity get all mixed up when Shashi finds herself in the U.S.,unable to communicate her need for a simple cup of coffee.
The simply written coffee shop  scene is the only dramatic scene depicting the humiliation of not knowing English. Written and directed by Gauri Shinde, the film is a simple and sweet story which starts off slow but charms with terrific dialogues and eventually becomes a magical movie experience graced by the mere mesmerising presence of a talent powerhouse that is Sridevi.
In one shy, hesitant look, she transforms into Shashi. The thunder thigh tag, the 70’s Himmatwala image or the funny, charming girl form Mr India dancing in the rain in a blue saree, vanishes into oblivion. Even when there is a Bollywood cinematic moment in a plane when the legendary Amitabh Bachchan makes a special appearance of a kind, old gentleman, you don’t see a second’s glimpse of their magnetic ‘Khuda Gawah pairing. Instead, you just see a scared but excited Indian woman stepping out of wifely duties, into an unknown world for the first time.
The debut direction surprises with the subtle expertise in its simple treatment of both the story,character  and the film. Every frame does marvellous justice to Sridevi’s comeback after 15 years. The camera lingers just long enough on her well maintained waistline, slender fingers, often moves to long distance shots as the film progresses and Shashi joins English speaking classes, showing her walk transform into a confident one with a single, simple gesture of a saree pallu deftly pulled over a shoulder, stronger  than any ‘collar up’ move. Every close up is a treat, watching the expressive large eyes and small mouth dance to every passing emotion with total conviction. The ever so brief jig a la Michael Jackson is like an icing on the laddoo that melts too quickly.
 French actor,Mehdi Nebbou,despite few scenes, is the only one who holds  attention as much as Sridevi, skilfully displaying the  sensitivity of his character. The rest of the supporting cast ,including Adil Hussain who plays her husband, does an adequate job.
The music (Amit Trivedi) and lyrics (Swanand Kirkire) add wonderfully to the light, breezy, feel good tone of the film.
English Vinglish is a master class,both in simple storytelling and Sridevi school of acting ; overwhelming in a disarmingly underwhelming way. Watch. Please Vease.

Friday, 21 September 2012

HEROINE: THE DRAMA QUEEN AND KING


                                                        
An image consultant tells a failing film star almost derisively that she has nothing about her that can be sold to the media: no relationship and no career. What she needs now is a sensational controversy. This belief pretty much sums up Heroine or any Madhur Bhandarkar film. Heroine is a series of sensational and controversial, high strung moments, presumably, from various actresses’ real lives, stringed together, as unimaginative, as the film title.
Mahi Arora (Kareena Kapoor) is introduced by a journalist as a bipolar, overemotional and impulsive -traits considered a must for a successful heroine. Every time someone mentions a rival’s success or her married and separated boyfriend’s non committal behaviour, she reaches out for a cigarette, or a drink or a pill. Her clingy, obsessive behaviour and erratic tantrums gets her unceremoniously pushed out of Aryan Khanna’s (Arjun Rampal) car. Realising she has fallen, literally, she tries to pick up her dignity and her career.
She hires an image consultant (Divya Dutta) who tells her that she has a confused image: neither a wild child nor conventional. The problem with the story begins here. Within seconds, Mahi comes out of her relationship trauma and emerges a confident woman who takes charge of her life.
Another journey begins with her learning manipulative tactics of using her next relationship to further her career. The real story of the life of a film heroine begins now, post interval and gets interesting. However, again like the first half, unnecessary scenes and caricature characters make this ‘filmy’ story more ‘filmy’ and flimsy, getting it’s by now over familiar Madhur Bhandarkar touch.
Be it Chandni Bar or Page 3 or Fashion or Heroine, Bhandarkar’s story is gripping and sensational but at the same time clichéd and stereotypical. Heroine is overcrowded with Page 3(movie) parties, Fashion (movie)characters(rival women, gay designers, affair with married men).Some  deliberate shockers  straight from Oscar winning Black Swan(2 women who bust their performance stress with drinks, drugs and sex),make the whole movie experience unnecessarily overwhelming  and unintentionally funny.
With a dramatic story and screenplay (Madhur,Anuradha Tiwari,Manoj Tyagi) and additional screenplay/dialogues (Niranjan Iyengar), Heroine has a really good base on which it could have been developed. The journey of a woman unsuccessfully trying to balance a difficult relationship and a ruthless career is an interesting premise. The ending as in most Bahandarkar movies is sufficiently shocking. Especially good moments are brought out in the heroine’s quiet bonding with her manager(Govind Namdeo) and her vulnerability manipulated by PR and the press. The very concept of portraying  the real struggle of an actress after success  has a lot of promise, unfortunately dealt with over clichéd treatment.
Kareena displays surprising sincerity(including no makeup when required) which gets marred by overacting occasionally. She performs particularly well in one scene when she stands in front of a mirror, insecure, nervously pushing back her hair and asks Divya and Namdeo, ”kya main ek achchi actress hoon?”,realising that it is not enough just to be a star. Divya Dutta and Govind Namdeo  are great in their supporting roles. Arjun Rampal is okay as a non committal but sincere lover. Randeep Hooda is not as convincing as a cricketer besotted with the heroine.
The director’s  tacky work  is reflected in below average cinematography, sound, music ,lyrics and sloppy edit. So much so that ,all these elements end up taking away from the story and performances and give the end product a very unpolished look and feel.
All in all, Heroine is a typical Madhur Bhandarkar  over the top take, at how lonely it is at the top. If Kareena’s character is a drama queen, this film is a drama king. 

Wednesday, 19 September 2012


1440 minutes
A road trip on the outskirts of Pune in search of Indian national bird,the magnificent peacock.It can sometimes take 1440 minutes only to understand life,not a lifetime.

Friday, 14 September 2012

BARFI:A VISUAL FEAST


                                                                         
Barfi is the sweetest slice of love soaked in Darjeeling freshness, poignant silence and visual brilliance.
There are moments and moments that draw you in like a warm embrace in the midst of Darjeeling Pine trees and linger like the aftertaste of aromatic tea. One such take home moment is a simple shot of Priyanka and Ranbir sleeping, their small finger entwined, evocatively tender in blissful togetherness.

Born deaf and mute , named after Murphy baby(made famous in commercials ), he blurts out his name as Barfi. This only makes him a master at Chaplinesque chases and charming expressions especially when it comes to love. The moment he sets eyes on the lovely Shruti Ghosh(Ileana D’Cruz) while cycling along with a train, his antics bring back the gentle, honest romance that can only belong in the hills. He follows her around, offers her his heart at her feet which she kicks playfully and so begins an affair to remember with playful bicycle races and stolen horse rides. Elaine’s engagement ring proves to be his heartbreak.
Destiny throws him a damsel in distress, Jhilmil( Priyanka)an autistic granddaughter  of a rich man.Barfi’s father is  her dad’s drive. Barfi has grown up, tossing his shoe in the air, outside her balcony, appearing somewhere like a cross between Romeo and Raj Kapoor of Awara days. In a desperate bid to save his ailing father from dying in hospital, he plans Jhilmil’s kidnap. A touching yet entertaining tale of lasting love follows, as 6 years later in a runaway trail, Barfi finds himself face to face with the married first love,Shruti
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Anurag Basu’s story, screenplay and direction, co written by Tani Basu with dialogues by Sanjeev Dutta  weave together a beautiful take on love, straight from the heart. The naughty characterisation of Ranbir saves the tale of a deaf and mute boy and an autistic girl from getting either preachy or melodramatic. Treated with dollops of slapstick humour providing several laugh out loud moments, the non linear screenplay intrigues with the kidnap angle and engages with an otherwise regular love triangle. Barfi, mostly a silent film stringed together with several moments of innocent love, is told through Ileana’s narrative which makes it all the more poignant, bringing in unfulfilled love and painful regret along with the innocence of true love as seen from her eyes.

Basu’s blindingly dazzling  visual sense is heightened by Ravi Verma’s magical cinematography.Playful,clever shots are experimented with, bringing in amusing moments with a paintbrush and a canvas. Pritam’s super melodious music loops you in along with heartwarming lyrics(Swanand Kirkire) like “Phir le aaya dil…woh jo adhoori si baat baaki hai.. in Rekha Bhardwaj’s haunting voice that tugs at the tear ducts.

Magical wonderboy,Ranbir Kapoor steals the show with a performance that makes it impossible to take your eyes off his Chaplinesque acting leaving dialogues redundant. In a particular scene where he lets out momentary heartbroken rage melting instantly into loving forgiveness, Ranbir displays sheer brilliance in his agony. Priyanka manages to hold her own with eyes and body language that speak volumes. Iliana’s debut is very noteworthy, considering she essays a simpler role with remarkable conviction and endearing charm. Rupa Ganguly and Saurabh Shukla are noticeable as always with their realistic performances.

Barfi is a silent,powerful  Cupid’s arrow aimed straight at your heart.

Friday, 7 September 2012

RAAZ 3: NAKED HORROR


                                                                  
Predictability, thy second name is Bhatt. The first name doesn’t matter. Be it Vikram or Mahesh. The product is the same. With a third dimension that only magnifies the horror of everything that is fake.
Yes, the creaking doors, the crazy weeping and moaning sound effects are there. So are the creepy crawlies. Coming out of sinks, going into ears, morphing into human flesh and body. When everything else fails to shock or horrify, flying cockroaches are let loose to make havoc while 3D winces. Then comes the Bhatt mastercard of sensation: a star stripped naked out of fear.
Shania Shekhar (Bipasha) loses a much coveted best actor award to a half sister and star in the making-Sanjana (Esha Gupta). Unable to take any sort of defeat, she resorts to black magic to wipe away the newcomer with the help of her lover, Aditya (Emraan).
 Least imaginative methods follow. She kisses, whispers and strips to talk Emraan into being her partner in crime. Scenes later, Emraan kisses Esha to stop her from screaming in fear. That takes care of the erotica required in the genre of horror.
Emraan soon switches sides .That takes care of the story .
Esha, the victim of black magic methods which involve her maid hanging from a fan, stuck with several broken glasses and ghastly hands springing out of TV screens, runs amuck rest of the time; screaming,crying,and stripping. That takes care of the horror.
Wear 3D glasses to watch this skimpy clothed horror and you don’t know if the story or the audience is 3 times dumb.
Written by Shagufta Rafique, the story gets overshadowed by unnecessary 3D effects. Steamy scenes between Bipasha and Emraan do nothing to save the film. Bipasha is reduced to laughing and crying hysterically, falling off to a white rugged floor, allowing the camera to linger on legs and cleavage. The rest of the performance is done by contact lenses. Emraan is back to kissing days, which is a pity after more impressive roles and performances in The Dirty Picture and Shanghai. Esha has the meatier part but barely does justice. Mohan Kapur as a doctor, tries his best to display sincerity while delivering ridiculous lines like,” schizophrenia aur bhoot prêt mein zyaada phark nahin hai”. Manish Choudhary  as evil aatma fails to appear anything sinister.
   Raaz 3 at best is 3D in the genre of dumb.

Friday, 24 August 2012

SHIRIN FARHAD KI TO NIKAL PADI: LAGAN NU CUSTARD


                                       
“38 B.White.” She says.
  He looks at her and says, “I think..36 B.”
When the first conversation between a 45 year old man and 40 something woman opens with a bra size discussion, it is bound to be funny and interesting. So is the movie, Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi. But since it is also a Bhansali produced film, there is a mild dose of melodrama too.
 Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s story,(dialogues co-written by him and Muncher Wadia),directed by sister and editor, Bela Bhansali Sehgal; is like freshly baked bun served with liberal amount of maska, followed by lots of custard at Parsi Dairy. The beautiful chandelier and curtains settings reminds one of Guzaarish and Black and the wonderful solo dances by both Boman Irani and Farah Khan bring back fond memories of Manisha Koirala dancing to “aaj main upar,asmaan neeche” in Khamoshi.
Farhad  Pastakiya (Boman Irani) is a salesman at a lingerie shop. He is 45 and as his aunt puts it, he is a “reliable bachelor now, not eligible”. Less naughty, more mushy. His mom (Daisy Irani) tries to fix him up with every available single woman. Farhad’s honesty about his profession comes in the way more than his age until he meets the fiery Shirin Fugawala(Farah Khan).Farah is the secretary of Parsi Trust and keeps settling fights by throwing a few punches herself.
A few charming exchanges  later, Farhad falls in love with Shirin though he neither knows her name or number. Filmy moments like these are in plentiful, including the ending. The main leads in their 40s,real in looks, character and performance, balances out the unreal, in keeping with the rom com genre. A somewhat contrived subplot, involving an old eccentric uncle, Feroze who is waiting to propose to Indira Gandhi, makes the otherwise simple and sweet love story somewhat stereotypical. However, the narrative  in its simplicity, along with dialogues, is endearing and fun.
Cinematography by  Mahesh Aney  makes the beautiful Colaba streets and buildings stand out in their grandeur. Music  by Jeet Ganguly is pleasant  like all Bhansali movies except that Farah lip syncing to Shreya Ghoshal, takes away the conviction. Amitabh Bhattacharya’s lyrics entertain as usual with songs like “kukud ku… Daffar mein saala,Karti kya kaam bhi na poocha, Gadhera..”
Boman and Farah are a casting coup together. Farah Khan in her debut performance looks sweeter than lagan nu custard, is more graceful than Madhuri Dixit in her moves and has a fantastic sense of timing despite her flat dialogue delivery. Her demure smiles and emotional scenes makes one forget her real life avatar as a no-nonsense director and choreographer. Boman manages to slip into vulnerability with total ease as a 45 year old henpecked son who can make one cry even while mouthing simple lines like, ”You like red and I like white.” Daisy Irani and Shammiji as mom and grand mom are delightful together.
Bela Bhansali Sehgal as a debut director, is quite skilful in tying in simplicity, honesty, humour and emotion. Watch the film for a scooter car joyride and head for a coffee shop in Colaba. Book a table for two with chandeliers above. You don’t have to be 40 and naughty.

Thursday, 16 August 2012

EK THA TIGER: BEING SALMAN


                                                     
There is a movie. Then there is a Bollywood movie. And then there is a Salman Khan movie.
In a scene, Katrina asks Salman if he is married. He tells her to ask instead if he has a girlfriend. She shakes her head and says, “Tumhari umra shaadi karne ki hai.” Knowing how his bachelorhood is a subject of constant scrutiny amongst the media and audience, Salman clearly likes to have a laugh at himself without caring if he is in character. And there lies the key to box office success: Salman Khan playing himself.
Salman kicks butt right from his cinematic grand entry. One kick makes hundreds of cigarette butts fly slow motion on screen as the ‘tiger’ arrives. Tiger, (Salman Khan) is a RAW agent introduced in a typical action sequence of impossible stunts performed with the ease and grace of a catwalk. He is hired to watch over a scientist for suspicious activities of selling missile secrets to Pakistan. Tiger who is known to end up killing someone at every assignment, turns into a tame puppy upon meeting the scientist’s part time  caretaker, Zoya (Katrina).Under the guise of a writer named Manish Chandra, he turns into a ‘romantic kaddu’ as Zoya calls him.
Tiger’s mission is almost forgotten as he follows Zoya around, discussing the stars and the moon, literally. All pretence at any story is totally done away with as Salman Khan takes charge, playing fully to the gallery. Light romantic scenes continue throughout with brief interludes of action made hilarious by Salman’s flying leaps across buildings and terraces, table tops, bar counter tops, car roofs, and bus roofs.
This time instead of his shirt, he just takes off his jacket while standing on top of a tram to rescue it from crashing. Bravo! In another instance, he does his Salman special. He quickly changes a T-shirt, flashing his muscled torso, while maintaining a serious faced discussion with his team members. Whistles and cheers from the packed theatre, follow. Self effacing dialogues like;”Tiger to kutte ka naam hota hai’’ keep the Salman brand of humour going. It’s a Salman show all the way. The movie’s job is done.
Salman’s sizzling chemistry with Katrina Kaif, who holds her own, makes this romantic thriller quite compelling. His easy presence is enhanced by a kindly, pleasant looking Girish Karnad and a sincere Ranvir Shorey.
Despite a bare, minimum and predictable story by Aditya Chopra, co writers Kabir Khan and Neelesh Misra keep the screenplay and dialogues engaging. Director Kabir Khan whose previous two films based on terrorism ,Kabul Express and New York lacked impact, now displays deft and skillful direction with Ek Tha Tiger. Aseem Misra’s stunning cinematography explores exotic locales of Istanbul and Hawana, captures speedy action brilliantly while pausing and lingering just enough on  dramatic slow, almost freeze frame for  Salman close-ups. Rameshwar Bhagat’s  tight edit deserves full marks along with adrenalin pumping action by Conrad Palmisano. The last song, “Mashaallah” written by Kausar Munir complements the picture perfect, good looking pair.
Ek Tha Tiger simply proves that a movie has one more genre. Being Salman. Shirt on or off.